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Race Rock Lighthouse
(Note: Jason's lyrics are in silver, Grant's are in grey, Steve's are in aqua-grey, Jeremy's are in green, Richard's are in red, and James' are in blue.)
[Jeremy Clarkson pulls up in a Lexus LFA and steps out.]
At 240,000 pounds, the Lexus LFA has 553 horsepower,
Aluminium block and engine, port fuel injection, over 320 kilometers an hour.
[Richard Hammond pulls up in a Porsche 911 and steps out.]
Hammond, you're in an unreliable, pre-owned piece of junk.
Well, you're in an overly-priced Toyota with an L stapled to the front.
This is a really nice car, a six-cylinder rear engine,
While you're driving a wannabe Ferrari, shouldn't even be taken into consideration.
[James May pulls up in a Fiat Panda and steps out.]
Hello. Mate, you're driving a shoebox.
On this episode of Ghost Hunters, after we get these pipes fixed,
We'll investigate these three old buggers who look like their tires got nixed.
Poor Officer Steve couldn't bag himself a ghost or Sheri,