Kate Upton
Kate Upton Title Card
General Info
Full Name Katherine Elizabeth Upton
Age 23
Occupation(s) Modeling
Powers and Abilities
First Appearance Kate Upton vs Marilyn Monroe

Kate Upton battled Marilyn Monroe, Tyra Banks, Irina Shayk, and Jessica Nigri in Kate Upton vs Marilyn Monroe.

Information on the RapperEdit

Katherine Elizabeth "Kate" Upton (born June 10, 1992) is an American model and actress, known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Upton was named Rookie of the Year following her first appearance in 2011 and was the cover model for the 2012 and 2013 issues. She was also the subject of the 100th anniversary Vanity Fair cover. Upton has also appeared in the financially successful films Tower Heist (2011) and The Other Woman (2014).


Hello there, Norma Jean, can I give you a lesson?

I'll teach you how The Other Woman will stomp on Miss Mortenson,

You're a misfit, you'll need better methods than from Actors Studios,

I'll Bother to Knock you harder than your barbituate overdose!

Call this battle Westward Village Memorial, cause I'll bury you today,

And have rhymes so cloaked with meaning, they'll be the opposite of lingerie!

My raps are so fly, you'll remodel your Radioplanes after them,

Crush you harder than your career in the collapse of the studio system.

I'm the sexiest woman of 2014, you're a 1960's drama queen

Without any children, not marriage one, two, or three!

This ain't 1952, bitch, keep up with the times!

Ditch Joe DiMaggio, and get start getting Billy Wild!

You'll break mirrors with that face, and get a Seven Year Itch,

You act like quite a dick for one who'll never get one to twitch!